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Illegality Aside: Listen up, Fucktards

We know it's a problem, but most fucktards don't know HOW or WHY it's a problem. Immigration is a problem being addressed almost too late... Read the rest...

Posted Aug 21st 2007, 23:12 in Politics

Legal Immigration, by an Immigrant Alien

Im in ur countree, breakin ur borders Read the rest...

Posted Aug 21st 2007, 17:37 in Politics

Illegal Immigration: My Advice to Republicans

Let freedom ring. With justice, liberty, and salsa con queso for all... Read the rest...

Posted Aug 17th 2007, 14:19 in Politics

Fucktard. Mud Sucking Goose Turd. McCain.

Dear John McCain, You really should pay more attention to where you decide to advertise your campaign. Read the rest...

Posted Aug 15th 2007, 16:48 in Politics

What America Needs is Ponce de Leon

We need someone to unleash the flying elbow. Read the rest...

Posted Jul 18th 2007, 09:37 in Politics

Rudy's Rough Ride

Campaign departures, federal drug charges, and a bombshell from the Iraq Study Group. Why it wasn’t a great week for Giuliani Read the rest...

Posted Jun 22nd 2007, 13:26 in Politics

The Complete Nimrod's Guide to Presidential Primaries, Part II: Reloaded

John McCain 2008: Because nothing says 'Republican' like a sad old man. Read the rest...

Posted Jun 16th 2007, 12:55 in Politics

The Complete Nimrod's Guide to Presidential Primaries

Barack, Hillary, and Edwards. Because you know what they say: Revenge is a dish best served in a canary-yellow pant suit. Read the rest...

Posted Jun 12th 2007, 17:09 in Politics

Posted May 25th 2007, 09:42 in Politics

Needed: Birthmark Spokesman

Goddamnit, Gorbachev! Come Back... Read the rest...

Posted Apr 3rd 2007, 14:12 in Politics

Everyone Wants to Save The Kids Right?

RIGHT!? I could be fired for this.... Read the rest...

Posted Mar 26th 2007, 10:38 in Politics

All Hail the Goracle!

Al Gore starts a new religion based on global warming and gets affectionately called a prophet. Read the rest...

Posted Mar 21st 2007, 16:58 in Politics