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Fairytale Football

No, I don't want to join your fake football club. Stop emailing me. Read the rest...

Posted Aug 16th 2007, 16:40 in Sports

The London 2012 Olympic logo, and other cubist disasters

What the hell were they thinking? Call that a logo? Seriously? Read the rest...

Posted Jun 7th 2007, 19:40 in Sports

Sounding "Cool" When Talking Hockey Playoffs...

Everything you need to know about hockey...in 80 seconds or less...depending on how fast you read -- and whether you lips move when you do so or not... Read the rest...

Posted May 4th 2007, 09:18 in Sports

OHHHH BILLYYYYY....

Well...Ol'Billy D couldn't handle the pressure... Read the rest...

Posted Apr 6th 2007, 06:23 in Sports

Eddie Munster Coaches Florida to Second Consecutive Championship

The former child star made history as being the first flea-ridden basketball coach to win back to back championships since John "the Mangy Dog" Wooden. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 3rd 2007, 12:06 in Sports

The Cube Farm Fart

Farting in public just got a little more sporty. Read the rest...

Posted Mar 29th 2007, 08:13 in Sports

Now That's Just Crossing the Line...Right?

Kobe Bryant, Mike Tyson, Bill Romanowski, Miami vs. Florida International, The NHL, Rugby, That crazy French guy Zidane, Aussie Rules Football and......the World Water Polo Championsips!? Read the rest...

Posted Mar 27th 2007, 12:32 in Sports

The Worst NCAA D-I College Mascots

With March Madness upon us, we hereby bring you 25 of the worst Division I college mascots. Enjoy. Read the rest...

Posted Mar 15th 2007, 11:52 in Sports

Wow, Pilates is Lame

I tried Pilates for the first time last night, and it was really interesting. (By "really interesting," of course, I mean pretty stupid.) Read the rest...

Posted Jan 24th 2007, 00:11 in Sports

Observances at a College Basketball Game

Superfluous cheerleaders aside, there are plenty of things you can gawk at in wondrous amazement while attending a game. Read the rest...

Posted Dec 27th 2006, 17:26 in Sports

NFL Football Players & Their Cartoon Alter-Egos

Seahawk or Springfield-resident? Manning or Muppet? Drivl unmasks the true identities of some of the NFL's biggest stars. Be prepared: you'll never watch football the same way again... Read the rest...

Posted Dec 19th 2006, 15:27 in Sports

Hurray, Y3K!

I have come across some fascinating, though, practically speaking, useless information. Oliver Curry, a scientist at the Darwin@LSE research center at the London School of Economics, was charged by the TV channel Bravo to study where the human race is heading in the next 1,000, 10,000, and 100,000 years. Curry’s study revealed good news and bad news, but you’ll be relieved to know that both are completely inconsequential to anyone living right now. Read the rest...

Posted Oct 23rd 2006, 09:13 in Sports