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Fruit bats my ass. Read the rest...
Posted Apr 6th 2007, 18:52 in Death
When Primates and Humans Procreate: The Paris Hilton Story
Constipation. We've all dealt with it before. Here's a quick fix to shit your pants and relieve the pressure: The painful ballads of Paris Hilton. Read the rest...
Posted Feb 21st 2007, 20:31 in Death
Field Goal Practice in Antarctica
A reasoning and plan for the total genocide of all penguins. Read the rest...
Posted Feb 11th 2007, 20:24 in Death
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Reunite; Nation Ends Grieving Over Loss of Gerald Ford
If a former president's death barely registers across the country's psyche, it puts in perspective what chance I have, if any, of even being remembered by my own family. Humble, perhaps, in life, news of his death was acutely humiliating. And, in this way, I find him an endearing figure. Read the rest...
Posted Dec 27th 2006, 15:12 in Death
10 Fun Things To Do With A Dead Badger
Don't you hate it when you have a pile of dead badgers laying around and can't think of a single thing to do with them? Well, here's a list of 10 crafty ideas for the enterprising dead badger hobbyist. Read the rest...
Posted Nov 21st 2006, 10:56 in Death
Remembering Paul Gleason
Wow. <br />I have some bad news, folks. Paul Gleason, who played Principal Vernon in 'The Breakfast Club', died today. I just read about it in the news and I don't know quite how to feel about it.<br />On the one hand, it really shouldn't mean that much to me; while I love 'The Breakfast Club' and Gleason's role in the film, I haven't exactly followed his career or been particularly moved by anything else he's done. On the other hand, though, his passing kind of makes me think of my own mortality. Read the rest...
Posted May 29th 2006, 15:05 in Death
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