Holidays
The Eight Worst Airports on Earth
Death by mugging? Insane cross-winds? Collision with tall building? Take your pick and visit one of the worst airports in the world. Read the rest...
Posted Jun 18th 2007, 17:27 in Holidays
So What If I Want MY OWN Day...
I don't think Martin Luther King, St. Patrick, OR Columbus even care they have their own day!! Read the rest...
Posted Apr 10th 2007, 14:12 in Holidays
Predictions for My New Year, Courtesy of My Nit-Picky Aunt Marlene
With all the fun 2007 has in store - from rheumatism to blood poisoning to spinsterhood, who needs resolutions? Read the rest...
Posted Dec 31st 2006, 22:02 in Holidays
My Christmas Gift to You
A list of what I'm getting various people for Christmas, from the bums that hang out in the alley behind our office to that guy who wears short shorts at the gym. Read the rest...
Posted Dec 21st 2006, 16:31 in Holidays
Five Christmas Movies That Ruined My Childhood
If you're like me, Christmas is that time of the year when you regress into a fearful, pants-pissing child due to having viewed several traumatized Christmas movies as an innocuous youth. Read the rest...
Posted Dec 15th 2006, 13:03 in Holidays
Drivl's Guide to a Scrooge-tastic Christmas
Here's a rag-tag list of 25 demented ways to ruin Christmas. Bah-fuckin'-humbug Bitches! Read the rest...
Posted Dec 13th 2006, 18:57 in Holidays
Nuts
Adam's Socialist Guide to Holiday Nut Giving Read the rest...
Posted Dec 7th 2006, 16:19 in Holidays
Party Themes More Likely to Get Your Frat Suspended than "Halloween in the Hood"
Those frat brothers in Maryland have nothing on our party themes. It's not really a fair competition, though; we're sober at least 10 hours a day compared to their 2. Read the rest...
Posted Nov 8th 2006, 12:59 in Holidays
The Best Halloween Costumes of '06
Not sure what to wear for Halloween this year? We've got costume ideas so rad you'll piss yourself with excitement. Read the rest...
Posted Oct 25th 2006, 15:49 in Holidays
Costumes Guaranteed to Ruin Your Corporate Halloween Party
Looking to sabotage your company's Halloween party this year? Well, if you work at any of these corporations, we've got the perfect costume ideas for you. Read the rest...
Posted Oct 23rd 2006, 17:40 in Holidays
We're This Much Closer to Becoming the Jetsons
I heard a story this morning on NPR about a new NIKE shoe that has a little sensor in it that wirelessly connects to your ipod nano. Why, you ask, do my feet need to talk to my ipod? So your ipod can tell your feet to shake a leg. Read the rest...
Posted Sep 15th 2006, 07:16 in Holidays
Accidental Terrorists
My girlfriend and I recently flew to Connecticut on vacation to visit my parents. Passing through security on the way home was ridiculous, but no problem. We had packed any toiletries and liquids into our checked baggage, so we had nothing to worry about there. We arrived at the airport sufficiently early enough (something we did not do on the way to CT) and we didn't have to feel stressed out about traveling. Read the rest...
Posted Aug 29th 2006, 09:56 in Holidays
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