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Kip and LaFawnduh 15 Years Ago

Even then he knew that LaFawnduh was *the* best thing that will ever happen to him. Peace out. Read the rest...

Posted Oct 22nd 2007, 02:43 in Television

The GyroGym. No, Seriously

I could not believe it when, this morning, I was informed by the wonderful people at Good Morning America that I've been horribly mistaken for all these years: getting fit is all about twirling! Read the rest...

Posted Jul 24th 2007, 11:11 in Television

Pokémon: Gotta shit on them all!

What the hell is it with pokemon? Everybody wants it, yet its a piece of crap. Read the rest...

Posted Jun 13th 2007, 07:35 in Television

Martha Stewart Escapes Death by Cat

It was a close call for Martha Stewart this morning as she went one on one with a Persian cat. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 5th 2007, 09:04 in Television

American Idol: Can we vote off the guest singers? Please.

Michael Buble was an unexpected surprise on the American Idol show last night. He and his lame performance should have stayed home. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 4th 2007, 21:51 in Television

Criminal Minds: Surviving the Un-Sub!

Somebody have pity and give the Criminal Minds writers a new crime terms reference manual. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 4th 2007, 18:49 in Television

American Idol's Sanjaya Must Be Stopped

Seriously, America, you have got to be fucking kidding me... Read the rest...

Posted Mar 28th 2007, 11:21 in Television

Why This Girl is Bawling

If you had to sit through two hours of live American Idol, wouldn't you look like this, too? Read the rest...

Posted Mar 21st 2007, 14:14 in Television

To Catch a Predator

Gone are the days of dangling candy out the window of a van. Read the rest...

Posted Mar 8th 2007, 12:49 in Television

"Heroes" Secret Revealed - Who is the Most Powerful Hero?

Matthew uncovers the who the most powerful Hero is on NBC's "Heroes." Read the rest...

Posted Feb 27th 2007, 22:47 in Television

Oh My God, I'm Totally Gonna Win American Idol

Seriously, I'm like nothing you've seen before. I'm so unique that you will burn me into your mind and you'll vote for me and I'll win. It's as simple as that. Read the rest...

Posted Feb 23rd 2007, 01:26 in Television

Things I Learned From Watching TV

You don't know what you got till it's gone...and I learned that the hard way when I resorted to watching TV while I waited for my Internet hookup. Read the rest...

Posted Jan 13th 2007, 14:41 in Television