Animals
An NC-17 Trip to the Zoo
Scroll down only after taking the kids out of the room, okay? Read the rest...
Posted Dec 27th 2007, 02:07 in Animals
I Think I Killed a Bee with My iPod Yesterday
And I don't feel bad about it. Read the rest...
Posted Jul 13th 2007, 12:11 in Animals
I'm here to help.
Is it safe for your dog to lick your vagina? Read the rest...
Posted Jun 4th 2007, 05:17 in Animals
Anecdotes From the Farm: The Dog Whisperer
The only thing I grow is fatty acids. Read the rest...
Posted Apr 20th 2007, 00:06 in Animals
Honkers of Death
Lest We Forget: A True Tale of One Man's Courage in the Face of an Invading Menace Read the rest...
Posted Mar 21st 2007, 10:34 in Animals
Misadventures of Bob the Fish
Have a hard time explaining death to a little kid? Make some shit up! Read the rest...
Posted Mar 18th 2007, 08:17 in Animals
















