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IPA in Illinois: Family Reunions Gone Wrong
On top of being insulted by various family members, I had to drink IPA. It was a bad weekend... Read the rest...
Posted Oct 8th 2007, 12:27 in News
I Know Who You Are, Tony Blair!
And I know why Britney shaved her head, too. Uh huh. I'm on to you. Read the rest...
Posted Apr 3rd 2007, 12:42 in News
Invading Your Personal Space on Saturday: Mars
The Red Planet is ready, are you? Read the rest...
Posted Jan 27th 2007, 12:44 in News
Slush Days
Unable to figure out what the cold, wet stuff is, Seattle mistakenly pronounces it "snow"... Read the rest...
Posted Jan 17th 2007, 16:08 in News
New Feature: Ask a Drivler!!
You've got questions? We've got answers...sweet, delicious answers. Read the rest...
Posted Jan 3rd 2007, 13:36 in News
SMU prepares for $500 million library. Let us all grab our ankles and soil ourselves now.
He has been deemed "the worst president of all time" themed in an era shrouded by wet toilet paper. Once you have accumulated a mountainous pile of "No child left behind" rhetoric, what better way to justify your inactions by building a half $billion library. Read the rest...
Posted Dec 4th 2006, 12:58 in News
Transcript of the Spears-Federline Breakup
A verbatim transcript of the text message conversation that marked the demise of Spearsderline...I mean, Federspears...Britfed? Kevney? Whatever, it's a transcript. Read the rest...
Posted Nov 9th 2006, 00:30 in News
Workplace Kama Sutra
Indian call centers are getting their freak on while at work, and it's hotter than a 3-star chicken tandoori. Read the rest...
Posted Oct 13th 2006, 07:34 in News
Whachoo Gon' Do With All That Tamiflu?
Wait, so we're NOT worried about bird flu any more? I'm so confused... Read the rest...
Posted Aug 7th 2006, 22:39 in News
Drivl Goes Gamma!
Gamma, Gamma, GAMMA! Read the rest...
Posted May 3rd 2006, 22:33 in News
The View Will Never Be The Same
Wait, which one's which again? Which one fends off getting eaten by Star Jones? Read the rest...
Posted Apr 23rd 2006, 02:31 in News
Reality: The Scourge of America
How dare President Bush get precedence over Fox's Tuesday night lineup? If I wanted to know what was going on in the real world, I'd get off my ass and step outside. Read the rest...
Posted Apr 17th 2006, 09:03 in News
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