Ho. Ly. Crap.

Have you heard the news?

Meredith Vieira will be replacing Katie Couric on the Today Show as Couric makes a(n) historic move to the CBS Evening News as the first solo woman anchor in American television history.

More shocking that the momentous move by Couric is the fact that this whole time I've been thinking that that chick from the daily, half-hour Millionaire, that lady from The View, and the woman from that one really early show that my mom used to watch while I was eating Lucky Charms before school and wishing (out loud) that she would change the channel back to Transformers were all the same person.

Since when are Katie Couric and Meredith Vieira not the same exact person?

Ridiculous.