What does Drivl love more than movies? Movie sequels! Without quality movie sequels, we wouldn't know anything about hunting for blood orchids, being 2 fast 2 furious, European gigolos, or risk addictions.  That being said, we find it hard to believe that certain movies remain sequel-less. What the hell, Hollywood? You can greenlight Baby Geniuses 2 but not the flicks we're clamoring for? Well, all that's about to change, because when one of the several thousand movie producers who read our site chances upon this list, you're bound to see a "Coming Soon" trailer at the premiere of Spider-Man 3 this summer.  

1.   Junior 2: Fun in the Oven
























Ahnuld's back, and he's preggers again! He and Dr. Diane Reddin (once again played by Emma Thompson) get freaky on their one-year anniversary together, and six weeks later, the Governator finds out that he's with child. Hilarity ensues (e.g. "Baht how can I be preg-nuht? The fuhst time eet wahz an eeexpearuhmunt!"), and when Schwarzenegger gives birth, the baby looks exactly like Danny DeVito. 

2.  The Wiizard
 






















Since The Wizard was a movie shamelessly based on the Nintendo gaming system, why not come out with The Wiizard in anticipation of the soon-to-be-launched Nintendo Wii? In this sequel, Corey Woods (still played by Fred Savage) is married to Jenny Lewis (now played by Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years). They go to the video game tournament to watch Jimmy defend his title. (Jimmy, by the way, will be played by Jason Hervey, aka Wayne from The Wonder Years. The Wonder Years rocked!) Jimmy kicks an adult Lucas's ass, even though Lucas has the Wii Remote. ("I love the Wii Remote...it's so bad.") How does Jimmy win? He finds the secret shortcuts in Mario Kart and blows by Lucas, but not before taking him out with a banana peel. Corey then rushes onto the stage and hugs Jimmy and says, "You did it! You beat Lucas at Mario Kart on the sensibly priced Nintendo Wii!", at which point Jimmy's response will be, "No, Corey...Wii did it. Caliiiiiiiforrrrrrrnia." 

3.  Congo 2: Congoin' Apeshit
























In this sequel, a team of explorers go back to the Congo to find more big ass diamonds for some big ass laser. Meanwhile, Sara the signing gorilla has taught the others how to sign, so when the explorers return they encounter a group of scary fuckin' apes who have now mastered the English language...albiet with their hands. When they try to sneak diamonds out of the Congo, they're stopped by a gorilla who likes to prance around the jungle with his peepee tucked between his legs and spy on people with night-vision goggles. He signs to the team to "Put the fucking diamond in the gorilla hand!" The explorers do as they're told and head for Candy Apple Island (where the apes aren't as big). Would you fuck this movie? I'd fuck this movie.    

4.  Ray 2: The Diet Pepsi Years
























The sequel chronicles Ray Charles' turmoil over being the Diet Pepsi spokesman. Dramatic moments include Ray's agony over spilling his secret of actually liking Diet Coke, being frustrated with writer's block as he's trying to write the commercial jingle ("'You got the correct drink honey, oh yeah!' Naw, that ain't gonna work..."), and harrowing flashbacks to his childhood as he realizes that his brother actually drowned in a tub of Diet Pepsi. What a chilling, yet calorie-free, plot twist. The sequel also gives Jamie Foxx a reason to do his Ray Charles call and answer again at awards shows without looking like a smug prick. 

5.  Hotel Rwanda 2: Scary Fuckin' Africans Edition






















This movie would star Djimon Honsou, the black dude from Lost, and Charlize Theron in her full-on Monster getup. I don't really have much of a plot envisioned for this movie except for the fact that it would center on how fucking terrifying the three actors look. Maybe there could be a huge massacre scene set to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." 

6.  Crash 2: Cruise Control
























It's racism...but on a boat!  

7.  Showgirls 2: Dust ‘n Diamonds






















Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley, reprising her greatest role ever) leaves Las Vegas and heads for stardom in Hollywood. When she gets there she's forced to star in porn films by a sleazy, tyrannical movie director, played by Samuel "Screech" Powers. After some truly stellar dialogue (e.g. Nomi: "Acting ain't fucking!"), Mario Lopez cha-chas onto the screen and dispatches Screech with the wrestling move that Kristy made at the Max on that douche from Valley. Nomi, grateful that she doesn't have to do Dirty Sanchez movies any more, gives Slater a Dick Belding, and they live happily ever after.  

8.  Open Water 2: Post-Lunch Cramp Up






















The sequel to Open Water would consist of watching two swimmers who can see the shore but have a wicked side cramp from eating too many egg salad sandwiches bob in the ocean for two hours. The movie would be full of tense dialogue like, "What do you mean you forgot the Mylanta!?" and "Oh God, I've got to make twosies!"  

9.  Battlefield Earth: The Terylble Twos
























Teryl is back, and he's pissy as hell. In this sequel, John Travolta returns as Teryl and spends the whole movie whining about how everyone is making fun of Scientology and is being super-duper mean to him and Tom Cruise. Then he does the Jack Rabbit Slim twist in a futile attempt to remind the audience that sometimes he's capable of being in good movies. 
 
10.  Triple Impact: Fraternal Fury























In this action-packed sequel, Chad and Alex find out that they have a long-lost fraternal triplet, who is played by Rick Moranis. The two Van Dammes then proceed to spend the rest of the movie kicking ass and taking names while Moranis looks mopey and schleppy in the background.