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Rebecca Kelley

The Best Halloween Costumes of '06

by Rebecca Kelley []
Published on 25/10/06 in Holidays
Not sure what to wear for Halloween this year? We've got costume ideas so rad you'll piss yourself with excitement.

With Halloween fast approaching, it's time to think about what costume to wear to all those rockin' parties you'll be attending. This year, however, witch, vampire, and hanging chad costumes are so passé. These hot costumes are flying off the shelves, so you better act fast or you'll be left with an oh-so dated "wardrobe malfunction" costume. And we all know how lame Janet's boob is.

 

1. Airport Security


The party's sure to feel stressfully safer with this costume! Comes with walkie talkie and box of confiscated liquids. Crippling fear of terrorists and hand sanitizer required.

 

2. Bush's Approval Rating


Show your approval...of this costume! Staged photo op available for additional charge.

 

3. The Stingray That Killed Steve Irwin


How could you condemn such a lovable creature of the deep? It even comes with an adorable Aussie heart! "Whoops, my bad" look on face not included.

 

4. Lindsay Lohan's Fire Crotch

Nothing says muy caliente like Lohan's fire down below! Be the hot and itchy hit of the party! Bits of sand currently on backorder.

 

5. Congressional Page

Now *you* can have the most prestigious internship in America! Comes with instant message print outs and a creepy Republican Congressman. Profound sense of shame optional.

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Fluxx

Jeff Pollard
You'd think that airport security would have a adult diaper or something... Written on 26/10/06

randfish

Rand Fishkin
I really do wonder whether it's too soon to go as Steve Irwin. Last night on South Park, Satan kicked him out of the party... Written on 26/10/06

JaneCopland

Jane
I imagine it's ALWAYS too early to go as the stingray that killed Steve Irwin :) Written on 26/10/06

coffeeguru

Brandon E
being that we're twentysomethings, it's out civic duty to go out as things that are in poor taste, since we clearly can no longer be my little pony or gi joe, unless we tart them up a bit.

Written on 26/10/06

mozmom

gillian
Gut splitter... that stingray is definitely way outta line. Gotta get me one of those. Written on 27/10/06

Fishbulb

John R. Kelley
The stingray that killed Steve Irwin? Do you have any class? This is a new low.

Signed,

Mark David Chapman.

P.S. I'm going as Scott Peterson. Written on 29/10/06

MC_10-56

Joshua Paddock
Now if you can just get a woman to dress up as Laci... Written on 24/3/07

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