In case you hadn't read (and honestly, who would), the Sigma Chi fraternity at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland was suspended for running a Halloween party dubbed "Halloween in the Hood":

The invitation to the party, posted on the Web site Facebook, encouraged guests to wear "regional clothing from our locale" with jewelry including "bling bling ice ice, grills" and "hoochie hoops."

The party, held Saturday night at the fraternity house, featured a skeleton pirate hanging on a noose.

That's it? C'mon guys, you can get more insensitive than that, can't you? Well, if you can't, we can. 

1. STD Scavengar Hunt
   Luckily, in most greek systems, this isn't as hard as it sounds.
2. The Dating Game: Roofied or Just Easy? Edition
   It's anybody's guess!
3. Jailbait or Legal?
   The action-packed guessing-game where the inhibitions are low and the minimum legal penalties are high! (Not valid in Arkansas, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Louisiana, and either of the Carolinas)
4. Tight Clothes = Consent
   This can be used in combination with our exclusive "No Means Yes" party pack
5. Beauty and the Beast...and hos.
   Just wait 'til you see the sexy candelabra outfit (it's sans pantaloons!)
6. Miners in Possession
   Have everyone dress up like they work in a coal mine. Short shorts are all the rage underground.
7. Let's Wear Tight Baseball Caps With Bent Bills and Take Advantage of Stupid Drunk Girls!
   Oh, wait. That's our theme every night.
8. E.R.: Frosh Edition
   The obligatory sexy nurse costume is bound to incite some catfights
9. Scabies: The Musical
   Dance and sign and itch and bleed!
10. Enchantment Under the Sea
    ...aka, leveraging "enchanting" substances and lots of liquid
11. One Night in Paris (Hilton)
    If we can just get our laptop to play the download on the big screen