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Scott Willoughby

Badass Beard Bonanza!!

by Scott Willoughby []
Published on 12/12/06 in People
So you think you're 'da shit' because you've got some sissy little soul-patch? Here's a healthy dose of the craziest (and creepiest) facial hair on the planet. Guaranteed to make your "bitchin" goatee look about as cool as your 14 year-old kid brother's mustache.
Jesus That's BritishDamn Hippie
            Jesus, That's British!!                           Damn Hippie
The Kaiser Look Is All The RageNow THAT'S Dedication
The Kaiser Look is All the Rage         Now THAT's Dedication!
He Knows What You're ThinkingBeardsickle
He Knows What You're Thinking         Beardsickle
Well I Do DeclareBeard n' Bowler
            Well I DO Declare                                          Beard n' Bowler
Fuckin CopycatHis Beard Smiles from Ear to Ear
Y'all Are Fuckin' Posers         Smiling From Ear to Ear...Literally
Hippie-com-VikingWhere's The Beard Stop and the Hair Begin
        Hippie or Viking?             Where's the Beard Stop & the Hair Begin?
Those Muttonchops Neeed a TrimShe's Hot
Those Muttonchops Need a Trim      She's HOT!
Must Be BostonStep Right Up
          Must Be Boston                               Step Right Up!!
Und Vis De Lederhosen JaCovered in Beeeees!
Und Vis Die Lederhosen, Ja!!            I'm Covered in Beeeees!!!
I Like Wrestle BearWhiskey Tango Foxtrot
    Igor Like Wrestle Bear!            Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
This Guy Knows Kung FuWho's Your Habberdasher
    He Knows Kung Fu                   I Say, Who's Your Habberdasher?
2006 Villain of The YearChrist What's With This Guy
    2006 Villain of the Year         Christ, What's With This Guy?
Quite The Beard for a 12 year oldIt Attracts Goats
Quite the Beard for a 12 Year Old            It Attracts Goats
Can Totally Outdrink Your Sorry AssKilled Everything He's Wearing
Can Totally Outdrink Your Sorry Ass         Killed Everything He's Wearing
Gravity Defying 'StacheA Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom
        Gravity Defying 'Stache                     A Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

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Oatmeal

Matthew Inman
pai mei's beard > all

Written on 12/12/06

aantix

Jim
The best beard is the Gravity Defying Moustache. Wow!

Jim
http://www.runfatboy.net - Exercise for the rest of us. Written on 12/12/06

sstickeler

Scott Stickeler
Wow. The windmill beard takes the cake.

http://www.respectrandomness.com Written on 26/12/06

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