EmmyLou87

If i was him i would let her have what she wants, but take her fake leg away and make her appear on funhouse! Written on 23/11/06

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mynci_boy

That's a good idea but i think he should fight it out - she doesn't have a leg to stand on! well, ok, maybe one! Written on 23/11/06

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sticksman

Maybe he has a thing for pirates and the breakdown came when he tried to force a parrot on her shoulder and poke one of her eyes out.

'heather, you sure you don't want to go a-sailing the west indiess?'
i bet that was his suggestion for the honeymoon. doomed from the start i say.

good writing mr ben! Written on 26/11/06

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JaneCopland

Enough with the one-legged jokes. They were never really funny. It's like picking on the fat kid and calling him fat. So very clever. Written on 4/12/06

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