Ah, eggnog: As much a part of holidays as Christmas trees, shitty traffic, and apocalyptic shopping conditions. But why only the egg variety of nog? Here's a quick list of 12 other taste treats that are certainly nog-worthy.

12.   Coconutnog:  Mmmm, tropical. This would taste just like the inside of a Mounds bar (or Almond Joy if you feel like a nut), only drinkable.

11.  Avocadonog:  There's nothing that says creamy goodness quite like an avocado. As such, it's ready for some prime-time nog action.

10.  Tofunog:  This is disgusting, but all you damn vegetarians need to get your nog on, too.

9.  Nutnog:  Peanuts, cashews, pecans, almonds, whathaveyou. Nuts are awesome! A frothy mug-o-nutnog would be delicious AND rich in heart-healthy fats...drink up!

8.  NogQuill: Everybody hates taking cough syrup, but not when it's nog-alicious!!

7.  Doritonog:  The greatest chip on Earth in a silky-smooth nog! Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch  available.

6.  Ranchnog:  Come on, you know you've always thought it'd be great if you could actually drink ranch dressing. Wish no more.

5.  Beernog: Natch. Two great tastes that taste great together.

4.  Hot Noglate:  Hot, creamy chocolate nog.  It's choco-nogoriffic!

3.  Cookienog: Cookie dough you can drink? Fuck yeah! Hook up some cookienog.

2.  Doughnutnog:  Mmmmm....doughnuts.  Holy holey nog, Batman!

1.  Baconnog:  Don't fight it; resistance is futile.  Pair it with a glass of classic eggnog and a piece of toast for dippin' and you've got yourself the ultimate nog breakfast!