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Scott Willoughby

The Celebrity Nudity Awards!

by Scott Willoughby []
Published on 10/1/07 in People
A photo retrospective awarding the finest naked celebrity moments over the last 10-years.
Ah, January: A time to reflect on the past and look forward to the future. It is in this spirit that Drivl proudly presents our first ever Celebrity Nudity Awards! Let us reminisce on the past nude antics of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and the future of naked celebrities (we're talking to you, Olsen Twins) as we ponder these jiggly-bits of yore. Rest assured, we here at Drivl are equal-opportunity exploiters of celebrity idiocy, so we've even included a few of your favorite male celebrities in their greatest naked hits.


And The Awards Go To:

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Highly Overpaid Division:
Halle Berry's Breasts in Swordfish
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Patriotic Division:
Lucy Lawless Singing at Detroit Red Wings Match
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Best Casual Outdoor Celebrity Nudity, Female:
Winner: Gwyneth Paltrow      
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Runner-up: Uma Thurman
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Best Casual Outdoor Celebrity Nudity, Male:
Winner: Brad Pitt
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Runner-up, Coldest: Jude Law 
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Runner-up, Most Excited: Leo DiCaprio
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Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Totally Gay Movie Division:
Anne Hathaway's Breasts in Brokeback Mountain
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Best Current Naked Celebrity Impersonating an Old Naked Celebrity:
Gretchen Mol naked in The Notorious Bettie Page
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Best Supporting Performance by a Doorknocker:
Janet Jackson's Nipple Brooch
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Best Celebrity Vag Flash--Presidential Daughter Division:
Jenna Bush's Vagina
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Vaccuous Blond Division:
Jessica Simpson's Nipple
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Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--I'm Supposed to be Underage Division:
Mena Suvari's Breasts in American Beauty
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Best Dumb Enough to Make a Video Moment, Female:
Paris Hilton for The Paris Hilton Sex Tape
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Best Dumb Enough to Make a Video Moment, Male:
Colin Farrell for The Colin Farrell Sex Tape
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Runner-up: Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy for Naked Sidekick Video
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Best Celebrity Vag Flash by a Duo or Group:
Britney Spears & Paris Hilton for Wondertwat Powers, Activate!
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Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Future Scientologist Division:
Katie Holmes' Breasts in The Gift
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--I'm Pretending I'm on Baywatch Division:
Kirsten Dunst's Nipples
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Crazy Diva Division
Mariah Carey's Nipple
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Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Winslow Homer Wet-Dream Division:
Salma Hayek in Ask The Dust
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Pre-Anorexia Division:
Lindsay Lohan's Nipple
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Best Casual Celebrity Nudity--Former Spice Girl Pre-Boob Job Division:
Victoria Beckham
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Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Serial Offender Division:
Tara Reid's Franken-Nipple
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Celebrities Most Likely to be Photographed Nude in 2007:
The Olsen Twins
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Rebecca

Rebecca Kelley
Uma Thurman needs to win the "Best Celeb Nudity, Granny Panties Edition" award. Written on 10/1/07

agota

agota
i concur!. LOL Written 51 seconds ago

JaneCopland

Jane
Those last bitches are waaaay too fat to be the Olsen twins. I believe this is more accurate Written on 10/1/07

tiburonbite

Él Tiburon
That's...that's really gross. It made me burp up some cup-o-noodle. Written on 11/1/07

JaneCopland

Jane
Now a contest: which is grosser? Extreme anorexia or burping up cup-o-noodle? Written on 11/1/07

tiburonbite

Él Tiburon
The burp was pretty gross but I certainly don't feel like a 'winner'. Written on 11/1/07

richardhenry

Richard Henry
ARGH! Written on 28/2/07

Agata

Agata
It seems to me that Brad Pitt's DRIVL is much bigger than Jude's or DiCaprio's ;)

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agota

agota
when did brad pitt own a body like that. crazy!!

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