Members login Not a member yet? Sign up
Scott Willoughby

The Celebrity Nudity Awards!

by Scott Willoughby []
Published on 10/1/07 in People
A photo retrospective awarding the finest naked celebrity moments over the last 10-years.
Ah, January: A time to reflect on the past and look forward to the future. It is in this spirit that Drivl proudly presents our first ever Celebrity Nudity Awards! Let us reminisce on the past nude antics of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and the future of naked celebrities (we're talking to you, Olsen Twins) as we ponder these jiggly-bits of yore. Rest assured, we here at Drivl are equal-opportunity exploiters of celebrity idiocy, so we've even included a few of your favorite male celebrities in their greatest naked hits.


And The Awards Go To:

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Highly Overpaid Division:
Halle Berry's Breasts in Swordfish
halle_berry_copy_400

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Patriotic Division:
Lucy Lawless Singing at Detroit Red Wings Match
lucy_lawless_copy

Best Casual Outdoor Celebrity Nudity, Female:
Winner: Gwyneth Paltrow      
gwyneth_paltrow_copy

Runner-up: Uma Thurman
uma_thurman_copy

Best Casual Outdoor Celebrity Nudity, Male:
Winner: Brad Pitt
brad_pitt_copy

Runner-up, Coldest: Jude Law 
jude_law_copy

Runner-up, Most Excited: Leo DiCaprio
leo_dicaprio_copy

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Totally Gay Movie Division:
Anne Hathaway's Breasts in Brokeback Mountain
anne_hathaway_copy_400

Best Current Naked Celebrity Impersonating an Old Naked Celebrity:
Gretchen Mol naked in The Notorious Bettie Page
gretchen_mol_copy_400

Best Supporting Performance by a Doorknocker:
Janet Jackson's Nipple Brooch
janet_jackson_copy

Best Celebrity Vag Flash--Presidential Daughter Division:
Jenna Bush's Vagina
jenna_bush_copy

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Vaccuous Blond Division:
Jessica Simpson's Nipple
jessica_simpson_copy

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--I'm Supposed to be Underage Division:
Mena Suvari's Breasts in American Beauty
mena_suvari_copy_400

Best Dumb Enough to Make a Video Moment, Female:
Paris Hilton for The Paris Hilton Sex Tape
paris_video_400

Best Dumb Enough to Make a Video Moment, Male:
Colin Farrell for The Colin Farrell Sex Tape
colin_farrell_copy

Runner-up: Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy for Naked Sidekick Video
pete_wentz_copy_400

Best Celebrity Vag Flash by a Duo or Group:
Britney Spears & Paris Hilton for Wondertwat Powers, Activate!
brit_vagparis_flash_copy

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Future Scientologist Division:
Katie Holmes' Breasts in The Gift
katie_holmes_copy

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--I'm Pretending I'm on Baywatch Division:
Kirsten Dunst's Nipples
kirsten_dunst_copy

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Crazy Diva Division
Mariah Carey's Nipple
mariah_carey_copy

Breakthrough Performance by a Celebrity Breast--Winslow Homer Wet-Dream Division:
Salma Hayek in Ask The Dust
salma_hayekask_the_dust_copy

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Pre-Anorexia Division:
Lindsay Lohan's Nipple
lindsay_lohan

Best Casual Celebrity Nudity--Former Spice Girl Pre-Boob Job Division:
Victoria Beckham
victoria_beckham_copy

Best Celebrity Nip-Slip--Serial Offender Division:
Tara Reid's Franken-Nipple
tara_reid_copy

Celebrities Most Likely to be Photographed Nude in 2007:
The Olsen Twins
olsen_twins_copy

Tag & Vote

Technorati Technorati Tags:
Celebrity, Nudity, Awards, Naked, Drivl, Nip Slip, Vag Flash, Breast, Male, Winslow Homer, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman, Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Leo DiCaprio, Anne Hathaway, Gretchen Mol, Janet Jackson, Jenna Bush, Jessica Simpson, Mena Suvari,
Social Bookmark:
Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit
Vote:
 4 (5 votes) Login to vote

Share, it's good for you


Copy and paste the code above to post this story on your MySpace or Blog.

20 Comments

Wanna comment? Signup!

Rebecca

Rebecca Kelley
Uma Thurman needs to win the "Best Celeb Nudity, Granny Panties Edition" award. Written on 10/1/07

agota

agota
i concur!. LOL Written on 24/7/08

SaraMara

Sara
You can find Drivl Cool video on:

http://tophot-video.com/Drivl
 Written on 31/7/08

JaneCopland

Jane
Those last bitches are waaaay too fat to be the Olsen twins. I believe this is more accurate Written on 10/1/07

tiburonbite

Él Tiburon
That's...that's really gross. It made me burp up some cup-o-noodle. Written on 11/1/07

JaneCopland

Jane
Now a contest: which is grosser? Extreme anorexia or burping up cup-o-noodle? Written on 11/1/07

tiburonbite

Él Tiburon
The burp was pretty gross but I certainly don't feel like a 'winner'. Written on 11/1/07

richardhenry

Richard Henry
ARGH! Written on 28/2/07

Agata

Agata
It seems to me that Brad Pitt's DRIVL is much bigger than Jude's or DiCaprio's ;)

signature: The good thing about masturbation with adult toys is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Written on 23/7/08

pitbulia

pitbulia
I'd prefer some Asian celebrities being displayed like Katie Leung, Eriko Tamura or Aya Matsuura!

signature: best oriental stars at Asian pussy Written on 20/1/09

agota

agota
when did brad pitt own a body like that. crazy!!

world without Adult toys is a world without pleasure Written on 24/7/08

SaraMara

Sara
Drivl TOP Video Footage one can find on:
http://tophot-video.com/vid.php?v=Drivl Written on 31/7/08

SassyLover

Mary K
If one of those celebrities could launch line of Sex Toys - this would be a blast! Written on 24/9/08

jasper

jasper
SassyLover said "If one of those celebrities could launch line of Sex Toys - this would be a blast!"

I completely agree.

I think that Halle Barry would begin a line of rabbit vibrators because she is that type of girl who loves to pamper herself and she is ultra erotic and sexy, juts like the rabbit vibrator.

I think that Janet Jackson would have sex toys that are really out of the ordinary, I could see her staring a line of sex toys for women that involve more of a hands on approach, like bullet vibrators. She seems like the type that would want to manhandle and get precise stimulation. i also see her as wanting her man of the day to use the sex toy on her so a little bullet vibrator would be her best line of sex toys. Written on 29/9/08

slither99

tim
so you can show male bush, (and nipples), but not female? THAT SUCKS!!!!!
Written on 8/10/08

canadian

nikki
I think that Halle Barry would begin a line of sex toys think that Janet Jackson would have sex toys that are really out of the ordinary, I could see her staring a line of sex toys for women that involve more of a hands on approach, like adult toys Written on 1/12/08

sexleksaker

sexleksaker
Sexleksaker. I sexbutik hittar du exklusiva billiga sexleksaker, sexfilmer och dildos, sexshop, sexbutik, dildo.
http://intimleksaker.com
http://intimleksaker.se
sexleksaker - intimleksaker.com
sexleksaker - intimleksaker.se Written on 13/3/09

whyme

Davey Dave Daaaaaaaaaaave
You know what goes well with pictures of naked celebrities? A good selection of sex toys. Oh yes. Written on 13/5/09

Toy

Stinabell
Brad Pitt IS Angelina's sex toy. She'll probably recycle him when his batteries run low. Written on 13/5/09

nikkii

nikki
If one of those celebrities could launch line of adult toys
Sex toys
vibrator would be better Written 4 days, 3 hours ago

Wanna comment? Signup!