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Ten Coolest (Fictional) Projectile Weapons of All Time

Published on 14/2/07 in Games
This is a list of what I consider to be the coolest fictional projectile weapons depicted in film and video games, listed in no particular order.

This is a list of what I consider to be the coolest fictional projectile weapons depicted in film and video games, listed in no particular order.

1. 5th Element: ZF-1
fifth_elementThis gun has it all, but the real reason it made the list was because of the "replay" feature.  You fire one shot at a specific location and every following shot goes to the same location (regardless of where the gun is pointed).

Video: Zorg shows off the ZF-1


2. Rise of the Triad: Drunk Missiles
This weapon simultaneously fires a bunch of heat-seeking missiles that fly in different directions.  This weapon was CHOICE for those who had crappy aim but liked making a big mess.


3. Monty Python: The Cow Catapult
holy_grail_cow From the holy grail, used by french guards warding off english bed-wetting types









4. Gears of War: Torque Bow
torque_bow Anyone who has played GoW should have instantly fallen in love with the torque bow.  The satisfaction you get from sticking an enemy with an arrow and a few seconds later watching them explode in a meaty fireball of awesomeness is like candy for the soul.

Video: Someone wiping out the entire opposing team with the torque bow


5. Aliens: m56 Smart gun + m240 Flamethrower + electrical tape
ripley_aliensRipley was the original modder: taping a machine gun (one so large it required a body harness) to a napalm-fueled flamethrower.  Pwning ur mom-alien.









6. Quake II - Rail Gun
quake2_railgunThis is probably my favorite weapon from any first person shooter, ever.  It requires accuracy, speed, and was excellent for "offensive sniping."
Video: pssschewwww! (that's railgun onomatopoeia)




7. Minority Report - Concussion Rifle
Though technically not a projectile weapon, the concussion rifle fires concentrated blasts of air that stun your enemy.   It's like one of those air guns they sell on thinkgeek, except not crappy.



8. Eraser (film) - Rail Gun
eraser_railgunAlthough a crappy movie, the rail gun in eraser is undeniably cool. The gun itself has a visual display that allows you to see through walls and fire a projectile at near light speed into your opponent, leaving behind a spiraling smoke trail.
(Also, that photo is not from terminator.  I know it looks like it, but it's actually from eraser.  I guess he just likes to pick roles where there's crap on the side of his face.)


9. Starship Troopers: Tactical Nuke Launcher

starship"You see a bug hole, NUKE IT!"
Well said, commander whats-his-face, well said indeed.
Video: Roughnecks nuke some bugs
(nuke makes an appearance at around 4:30)



10. GhostBusters 2:  Slime Blowers
Backpack mounted guns that fire slime loaded with psychokinetic energy.  Coat the statue of liberty in it and you've got a walking, ghostbusting, unstoppable monster of bluish-grey radness.


Any others you can think of?

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Although a crappy movie, the rail gun in eraser is undeniably cool.
Agreed. Written on 15/2/07
From a Quake ][ mod called "Chaos DM"

The replacement for the BFG in this mod was an item resembling two golden concentric rings. You toss it like a lead frisbee, then run like hell from the ensueing singularity, which will suck up eveything in the room to an instant death. (think of that sci-fi movie where the aliens use a sigularity device to implode a huge radio telescope)

But that wasn't the real winner. No, I fondly remember and hereby nominate the ultimate sniper weapon, the military crossbow. Ammo was regular bolts, explosive bolts, and my personal fav, the "trippin'" bolt, which causes those hit by it to suffer psycadelic effects on their screen.

Camping on some impossibly high ledge, I would nail guys with a poison bolt, and while they were running into walls and the like, I would send down a rain of nearly silent explosive bolts, which my enemies would then blindly run into. Great fun! };-> Written on 15/2/07
I want that torque bow. Explosions and blood are the coolest, and hey, it just looks cool. Archery extreme! Written on 17/2/07
Where's the redeemer? And the gravity gun? How can a small thermonuclear missile, with a shockwave that obliterates everyone in a radius that encompases almost the entire map, not be cool? Written on 21/2/07
Don't forget Judge Dredd's Lawgiver MkII.
Voice activated, Multiple rounds including:
1) Normal round
2) Incendary
3) Heat seaker
4) Rubber ricochet
5) Armour piercing
6) Signal flare
It has a grenade launcher (Hi-Ex bullit on the MkI)
Double whammy round splitter.
Anti theft device. (Electrocutes would be theives of
said weapon)
And,Full automatic rapid fire function.
I Love this gun. Written on 11/6/08

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