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Britney Spears Shaves Head...Everybody's Doin' It!

by Scott Willoughby []
Published on 21/2/07 in People
So what if Britney Spears shaved her head? She was just trying to imitate the bald-headed look of other stars.
Either Britney Spears is batshit crazy, or she was simply looking in the mirror and trying to imagine herself as one of these hunky stars when she decided to shave her head...


Cleaning Product Icon, Mr. Clean
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American Idol Superstar, Chris Daughtry
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United States Vice President, Dick Cheney
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Actor/Producer/Director, Danny DeVito
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Favorite Former Hobbit, Gollum
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Gameshow Host and Former Comedian, Howie Mandel
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Lollipop Lovin' Detective, Kojak
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Former WWE Champ, Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Multiracial Action Hero, Vin Diesel
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Lilly-White Action Star, Bruce Willis
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Rebecca

Rebecca Kelley
Well, now I know what's going to be haunting my dreams tonight. Written on 21/2/07

Edward

Edward
She looks like she's ready to go and play with the rats in the sewer. Written on 21/2/07

Rebecca

Rebecca Kelley
...I think Britney calls those days "weekdays." Written on 21/2/07

zendak

Ram Mitjie
Well, why not. I just think she lacks the kind of features that would harmonize with baldness. Attractive examples from the past: Natalie Portman, Sinead O'Connor and even Demi Moore.

That Kojak must be one of the most seductive things I've ever seen :)

Oh, and it's "Gollum", not "Golem" Written on 22/2/07

Rebecca

Rebecca Kelley
Dude, she can't pull off bald. Not with those ears. Written on 23/2/07

JaneCopland

Jane
I never realised what a butt-ugly mouth she has. That top lip is awful. Written on 22/2/07

Caio

Caio Pereira
There was a time when a shaved-headed chick meant seriousness and gravity. Guess those heady days are over, man. Written on 22/2/07

meta

Jesse
Shaved-headed chicks still do radiant seriousness and gravity, unless of course you are Britney Spears. Then it casts an aura of desperation.

Mark my words; Suicide Watch. Written on 22/2/07

CygnusX1

CygnusX1
Ewww! Must scrub eyeballs!

Only two things I know of that would cause someone to shave their head like that (suddenly and without warning).

1) Extreme need for a significant lifestyle change (IE incredibly crappy job or home life, trying to escape drug addiction, new-found religion, etc etc)

2) Avoidance of the so-called 'Hair Follical Test', where-in a specialized lab can tell what you've been consuming by the by-products left in your hair as it grows over time. Like Cocaine, for instance.

I will agree that Britney needs a drastic lifestyle change, but I don't think that's why she did it... Written on 22/2/07

muthu

muthu
Wow, really very very nice. great job. keep in touch.
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