In looking at a calender, I've noticed that there are many days with people's names attached to them, such as Columbus Day, Martin Luther King Day, and St. Patrick's Day. Then, not to mention we have Mother's Day and Father's Day, Earth Day, Presidents' Day, and then the ever popular April Fools Day.

Now, at looking at all these days I was thinking, "What do you have to do to get a day?? I want a day!!! Yeah, me, Kelly K should have a DAY!" But I don't want it to be some overlooked day of minor importance...no sir. So, as I dive deeper in thought of what DAY should be mine, I finally settle on Dec. 25th.

Yeah, Dec 25th, Kelly K Day!!! We all open presents, eat good food, hang out with family and friends!! Ahh, what a day to commemorate ME!!! Ok ok ok, now I know what you're thinkin' and yeah, ok, I guess maybe you're right...Kelly K day being on Dec 25th would be a little sacraligious.... (plus, I hear Jesus doesn't like to share...) Ok, let's X that out....

Next choice, without stepping on too many toes, would obviously be Oct 31st. Yep, Oct 31st, Kelly K Day!!! Everyone would dress up like me: a hoodie, cargo shorts, and OU hats for all!!! Then we would all go door to door and get candy from our neighbors and say, "Kelly K Wants Some candy!!!" Yes, the elderly would chuckle as they poor handfuls of candy into your brown sack with MY face on it! (Provided for free from your local neighborhood Wal-Mart.) What a great day!!!!

But wait....maybe this isn't the best day for me...I wouldn't want all these people to know the power or greatness of being me! Even if it's only for a day! Yeah, nope, bad plan.....scratch out Oct. 31st.....

Choice "C"...... How about not just one set day.... how about the 4th Thursday of every November!!! YES!! Score! Keep people on their toes! Kelly K Day, The 4th Thursday of every November!! People will all get together and cook LARGE meals and sit with each other and discuss how great I've been in each of their lives.... then they could all watch football or something... Yeah! Good day! Good plan!!....but that's no good. Who wants a Holiday on a Thursday EVERY year....I mean, I want Kelly K Day to fall on Saturday at least ONCE!!! Ok, bad call.....NEXT!

Alright, Ive got it, the perfect day. July 4th!!! Yes sir, Kelly K day will be July 4th!!! See, what I've done here is taken a holiday that has lost all meaning to anyone! A day that involves fire and explosions, and is known for being THE most FUN holiday ever!!! Yep, on July 4th, Kelly K day, we will blow things up and light things on fire, swim at public pools, eat hot dogs, and lay on blankets in parks to watch even more BIGGER explosions!!! Yes yes yes!! Good idea, but I guess I can't take all the credit. I really need to thank this country that had a day to celebrate how great it was to live here in a free country, then over the years make people so ungrateful BECAUSE of the freedom they have that they don't even recognize or care about the true meaning of the day!!! As long as they can eat and blow stuff up, I'm sure they will be more than happy to celebrate July 4th in my name!!!

So that settles it, July 4th, is now unofficially, OFFICIALLY Kelly K Day!!!! Now go out there and celebrate with pride!!!

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