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David Thiel

19 Things That Annoy the Snot Out of Me

by David Thiel []
Published on 12/4/07 in Culture
Irritation. Annoyance. Seriously......mostly
This morning I decided to itemize some of the things that piss me off. Here they are, in no particular order:
  • 1) People who talk about the Klu Klux Klan.
  • 2) Speaking of the KL-K-K: DJ Don Imus for being so freaking determined to say stupid things and...
  • 3) ...the Rutgers Women's Basketball team for giving him the power to make them cry in front of the national media.
  • 4) Lindsay Lohan...just because.
  • 5) People who insist Jethro Tull was the front man for a great band.
  • 6) Randy Jackson because of the way he sucks breath in over his teeth and says (in various forms) "Just didn't do it for me, dog."
  • 7) People who call girls "Dude."
  • 8) My power company because they mail me an eight inch wide bill...and a six inch wide envelope to send my payment back in.
  • 9) People who actually measure power company envelopes.
  • 10) People who buy Photoshop and only use it for removing red eye and cropping their lousy snapshots.
  • 11) City dwellers who drive pick-up trucks.
  • 12) Anyone who has memorized the words to "Smelly Cat" from Friends...and the names of all the episodes...in order.
  • 13) People who have their paint by numbers pictures framed.
  • 14) People who dress their pets.
  • 15) Everything and anything to do with Anna Nicole Smith - living or dead.
  • 16) Dentists who want to chat when they have their fingers in my mouth.
  • 17) Josh Groban singing "You Are Loved." Ok. Josh Groban singing anything. Ok. Just Josh Groban.
  • 18) Spammers.
  • 19) People who use the expression "living shit." Cause it's just stoopid.
There.

I feel MUCH better now.

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Fluxx

Jeff Pollard
I call my GF "dude" all the time! Man. Written on 12/4/07

magic_fella

David Thiel
Did you know that the term "Dude" is actually first listed in dictionaries around the late 1800's? The meaning of the word: "a fastidious man."

Just something to think about when you are next driving your pick-up around downtown listening to Josh Groban.

Ahem. Written on 12/4/07

Moo_Cow

Mia
I heard that 'Dude' is another term for a camel's dick, also 'Dork' is apparently a whale's penis. Written on 13/4/07

Killer

Ty Henry
Sure, but what does "fastidious" mean??? Written on 13/4/07

Lisafer

Lisa Salim
You forgot: People grooming themselves while driving (badly) in the left lane during morning rush hour. Actually saw a guy applying spray deodorant once. Written on 13/4/07

girlinlove

Girlinlove
as if spray deodorant even works!! What a waste of time. He could have totally been, like, doing something useful while driving-like texting his ex-girlfriend pitiful pleas to take him back. Or reading the newspaper. But spray deodorant?? What a tool. Written on 18/4/07

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