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Posts by AWhit

When Primates and Humans Procreate: The Paris Hilton Story

Constipation. We've all dealt with it before. Here's a quick fix to shit your pants and relieve the pressure: The painful ballads of Paris Hilton. Read the rest...

Posted Feb 21st 2007, 20:31 in Death

A Deconstruction of Lindsay Lohan

Did you ever want to know what Lindsay Lohan really had on her mind? Neither did I. Instead, I decided to take advantage of the times her publicist screwed up. Come dive into the mind of Ms. Lohan quote by quote. Read the rest...

Posted Feb 19th 2007, 21:12 in People