Nov 20
2008

Adiel Cohen

I started out as a freelance journalist until a vernacular biochemistry experiment I had been working on went terribly awry. When I finally awoke I was engulfed within a cloud of nuclear whimsicality, each petard a trasparent window into a world of atavistic retards that perpetually suckle to pop news with the glazed notion that celebutards like Britney Spears supersede veritable news like Darfur. So now I look for any outlet to light a satirical fire, because apparently you can't employ a sketch comic without bolstering credentials by doing stand up. If ebonics can be a college elective, then I should be able to acquire a PHD in satire.