Fucktard. Mud Sucking Goose Turd. McCain.
Dear John McCain, You really should pay more attention to where you decide to advertise your campaign. Read the rest...
Posted Aug 15th 2007, 16:48 in Politics
BumDogsâ„¢! Get Your BumDogsâ„¢!
If there's one accessory that can increase a bum's net income, it's a well-trained dog. Read the rest...
Posted Apr 6th 2007, 13:21 in Culture
American Idol's Sanjaya Must Be Stopped
Seriously, America, you have got to be fucking kidding me... Read the rest...
Posted Mar 28th 2007, 11:21 in Television
Oh God, I'm Gonna Toile!!
Toile...it's not just for Grandma's bedspread anymore. Help Drivl make Toile the hip new way to say 'puke' Read the rest...
Posted Mar 13th 2007, 11:15 in Culture
From Russia, With Love (and by "Love" I mean "Bodybag")
Thought Russian spies and careless political assassinations were only in the movies? Think again. Drivl looks at the last few months in gratuitous murder courtesy of our friends in Moscow. Read the rest...
Posted Mar 7th 2007, 13:53 in Politics
Britney Spears Shaves Head...Everybody's Doin' It!
So what if Britney Spears shaved her head? She was just trying to imitate the bald-headed look of other stars. Read the rest...
Posted Feb 21st 2007, 17:57 in People
The Celebrity Nudity Awards!
A photo retrospective awarding the finest naked celebrity moments over the last 10-years. Read the rest...
Posted Jan 10th 2007, 14:08 in People
New Feature: Ask a Drivler!!
You've got questions? We've got answers...sweet, delicious answers. Read the rest...
Posted Jan 3rd 2007, 13:36 in News
Drivl's Best (unwritten) Stories of 2006
Write the stories we didn't get a chance to! Here's your chance to steal our thunder and snark your way to fame and glory! Read the rest...
Posted Jan 2nd 2007, 12:28 in Web
Drivl Answers Slate Magazine's Unanswerable Questions
Slate Magazine recently published their list of unanswered questions from The Explainer mailbag. Since The Explainer's too much of a sissy to field these life-altering queries, Drivl decided to have a go...enjoy! Read the rest...
Posted Dec 21st 2006, 17:19 in Culture
NFL Football Players & Their Cartoon Alter-Egos
Seahawk or Springfield-resident? Manning or Muppet? Drivl unmasks the true identities of some of the NFL's biggest stars. Be prepared: you'll never watch football the same way again... Read the rest...
Posted Dec 19th 2006, 15:27 in Sports
...And They Journeyed to the Land of NOG
Screw eggs, here are 12 other succulent delights that are just begging to be made into creamy, dreamy nog... Read the rest...
Posted Dec 18th 2006, 17:05 in Food & Drink
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