Bathroom Graffiti
Before there were blogs, there was bathroom graffiti. Read the rest...
Posted Aug 2nd 2007, 11:33 in Culture
What America Needs is Ponce de Leon
We need someone to unleash the flying elbow. Read the rest...
Posted Jul 18th 2007, 09:37 in Politics
The Lip Zit
No amount of pinching it or trying to pop it will help. Read the rest...
Posted Jul 11th 2007, 10:39 in People
Mississippi: 51st in everything
Ranking 51st is fitting for the only third-world state in the union. Read the rest...
Posted Jul 9th 2007, 10:15 in Culture
Elementary School Reunions: A Better Way
Elementary reunions offer the possibility of much more excitement than high school reunions because they aren’t predictable. Read the rest...
Posted Jun 25th 2007, 10:30 in People
Airbrushed Realtor Headshots
This trend is disquieting—-comparable to if Enrique Iglesias stopped doing that thing with his lips when he poses for pictures. Read the rest...
Posted Jun 19th 2007, 12:41 in Culture
The Upper Breast Tattoo
The only place to see a woman defile her chest with a Poseidon/Trident tattoo is at your local water park. Read the rest...
Posted Jun 11th 2007, 09:14 in Culture
Hair Product: The White Rain Dilemma
There are a lot of hair products out there that own the owner. Read the rest...
Posted May 31st 2007, 09:19 in Culture
Would it kill this guy to floss?
Who stole Muqtada's dopkit? Read the rest...
Posted May 25th 2007, 09:42 in Politics
Hollywood: Cute Fat Kids are Out
If you have a kid who is 30-50 pounds overweight, with curly red hair and more freckles than skin, make a u-turn and head back to your apartment in Tampa, Florida. Read the rest...
Posted May 8th 2007, 13:22 in Movies
I miss my VCR
VCR, I love you. And I’ll never forget the nights we spent together, you technologically inept bastard. Read the rest...
Posted May 3rd 2007, 10:54 in Technology
Needed: Birthmark Spokesman
Goddamnit, Gorbachev! Come Back... Read the rest...
Posted Apr 3rd 2007, 14:12 in Politics
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