Dec 1
2008

Seeking Divinity? Try a Myspace Survey

I think it’s fair to say that ever since the introduction of Myspace to the web, every organized religion/faith/cult has been rendered wholly obsolete. I know that sounds impossible, but consider the divine implications of these three words: The Myspace Survey. That’s right. No longer is there a need to attend church, take communion, or shout “Allah Akbar�? before detonating yourself on a crowded school bus. All wisdom and spiritual fulfillment is easily attained through participation and in-depth study of random database generated questionnaires online. Read the rest...